1. Hot Air Balloons
Lady and Jack are swimming in the pond, fetching sticks and generally having a great time. Snyder is running in a circle around the pond, frantically barking at them as if to say, "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET OUT OF THERE! DEAR GOD PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE THEM!"
It's raining when we wake up in the morning. I open the door to let the dogs out, and Jack and Lady head out to pee and poop. Snyder stops dead in the doorway. Stares at the wet ground and the rain falling. Stares at me.
"Go on," I say.
"No, it's fine," he says.
"No really, you need to go out," I say.
"I can hold it. I have great bowel and bladder control," he says.
"Do you remember when you secretly ate a 50lb bag of chicken feed, then I unknowingly put you in your crate while I went to work for the next 8 hours?" I say.
"We do not speak of that time," he says, still refusing to leave the dry doorway.
4. The Moon